How do you move fish from Toronto to Montreal

[ljtiggs]

We have moved several times in my life time and many people ask my how I move all my fish.

So this is how we tell them how it is done. - Example Burlington (My place) to Montreal (Gary's place).

You take all the fish that Gary wants down to the lake (Lake Ontario) and you let them go and tell them that they are to swim down the lake and up the St. Lawrence River to Montreal and Gary will come and get them in the next couple of days.

This is the fastest and most inexpensive way to move fish.

You would not believe how many people will bite on this story.:laugh:

[jewels]

Too funny,
If someone shows up there to arrest you with a fake badge - - -her name is Melody

[Melody]

Oh well thanks for blowing my cover! :FishOnDaHead: I had the 'wild release' speach ready and everything! :EvilPlans:

[Pamelajo]

:twitcy:

[OldMan]

You forgot to teach them to speak french LJTiggs. How are they going to ask directions when they get lost on their voyage?

[CACAdmin]

You forgot to teach them to speak french LJTiggs. How are they going to ask directions when they get lost on their voyage?

French lessons and maybe a GPS or a cell phone with Gary's phone number preprogrammed so they can contact him with the push of a button upon their arrival. :wink:

[fishclubgirl]

You forgot to teach them to speak french LJTiggs. How are they going to ask directions when they get lost on their voyage?
They must be female because everyone knows men don't ask for directions!!!:Dunno:

[Melody]

You forgot to teach them to speak french LJTiggs. How are they going to ask directions when they get lost on their voyage?

:radar:I think we can safely say that fish speak the language of love - it's universal. :wink: This could be the biggest issue - fish have a wandering eye. They may meet girl fish along the way and Gary isn't nearly as pretty as they are :wideeyed: .

[Malibu]

But - they'll get eaten by the gobies! :wideeyed:

[Melody]

:Eek: It's ok fishies! I'll save you! :EvilPlans: